LITZ

Welcome To My Webpage Contact Heart Health Facts Issues Quotes Livestyles Lizs Note SURMON Gissel Uk Good Governance George Kosmas Adyebo Memoir The Late Akejo Prime Minister's Home Cosmas and Friends IT Adminstrator ASDI Contact Life Experience Solomenity of Deminoir Pics Files Kampala View Webpage Editorial Wish Within Reach Mistique Cataloge Friends Political View Addresses Life at 'A' Level UPDF Acquiring skills in computer Aduku S.S Contact Tutoring Episode Inter Pals Masindi Port Ouma Ventures into Muddy Water Mistical Thought A Dying Woman World of One Until The Reason Is You The Cup of Coffee Bibilical Seven Sins What He Says History of Internet What God Can Do Church Meeting Deep Shit Adongo Mary Immaculet It's good to be a woman Men during and after sex The Languge of Female Visual Trauma A Long Way Guest Book 8 Will Oil Wealth Improve Uganda's Economy? Besigye Promises to Mechanize Agriculture Oral, Anal and Normal Sex Sexual Network NRM VOLUNTARY TASKFORCE TEAM-AVOLTAST

IT’S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN [COSMAS]

WE GOT OFF THE TITANIC FIRST. WE CAN SCARE MALE BOSSES WITH MYSTERIOUS GYNECOLOGICAL DISORDER EXCUSES. TAXIS STOP FOR US. WE DON'T LOOK LIKE A FROG IN A BLENDER WHEN DANCING. NO FASHION FAUX PAS WE MAKE COULD EVER RIVAL THE SPEEDO. WE DON'T HAVE TO PASS GAS TO AMUSE OURSELVES. IF WE FORGET TO SHAVE, NO ONE HAS TO KNOW. WE CAN CONGRATULATE OUR TEAMMATE WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING HER REAR. WE NEVER HAVE TO REACH DOWN EVERY SO OFTEN TO MAKE SURE OUR PRIVATES ARE STILL THERE. WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO DRESS OURSELVES. WE CAN TALK TO PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WITHOUT HAVING TO PICTURE THEM NAKED. IF WE MARRY SOMEONE 20 YEARS YOUNGER, WE'RE AWARE THAT WE LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. THERE ARE TIMES WHEN CHOCOLATE REALLY CAN SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. WE'LL NEVER REGRET PIERCING OUR EARS. WE CAN FULLY ASSESS A PERSON JUST BY LOOKING AT THEIR SHOES. WE CAN MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW SILLY MEN ARE IN THEIR PRESENCE, BECAUSE THEY AREN'T LISTENING ANYWAY.